Lyrics:

oh oh oh oh

prom baby at the neighbors last night
i think you smoke a simulator
your slow but you've been doin real fine
your little twit he will agree

not stupid not quite a quite a retard
maybe i just see what you want me too
you're a loser and you know it
i had to show you where to pee

halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl
halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl

but you're living in a full sized world

i was creepin and a creepin in a shadows
i could care if i run into you
you kinda smell ?
? your feminine hygien

halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl
halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl

but you're living in a full sized world

get short

got a taste for certain diviant behaviors
you piss all over social graces
i gotta shove you in a box to take you with me
across a terrible city

gonna treat you like a cheap star sweetheart
your pretty face could break a heart or two
your the ? i know what ?
?

halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl
halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl
halfsized girl
your the halfsized girl

but you're livin in a

halfsized girl