Lyrics:

Warning, 'The Basemaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health'
Doug is bouncing off the walls
Ray is drooling big spit balls
Feeling cranky, logged all night
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Where's my bonus cup?
Come on man, fill me up (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I need some Krappers to wash it down
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus
Bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus
Bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus
Bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus, bonus
Kids coffee
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Went driving down to San Diego
Passing up the nuclear tits
Go away off my Earth
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Thanks to modern chemistry, sleep is now optional