Lyrics:

Every night I go out, somebody asks me
'Whatever happened to you?'
I just say that I haven't seen you lately
And then I say, 'My friend, I thought you knew'
That we split the blanket down the middle
'Cause we could never get along
We split the blanket down the middle
That's all you can do when love is gone

Well, I tell 'em that we tried and tried to make it
But we couldn't solve what was the use
To hang on to love that's only mis'ry
So now I'm fancy free and foot loose
Yes, we split the blanket down the middle
'Cause we could never get along
We split the blanket down the middle
That's all you can do when love is gone