Lyrics:

(Brock Davey) I'm a digital citizen, safe in my room I've got my video to relieve the gloom My mind's on a circuit with the nudes on the screen Life's a no-go area - it's so obscene You can't do this, you can't do that You can't go forward and you can't go back I'm a plugged in person, I'm a TV fan But there's so many things that I don't understand Why do you want to steal our TV - it's not real It's a viewing game You can't do this, you can't do that You can't go forward and you can't go back