You know, we could just go there and hang out Where there'd be foods all layed out for us, With little pre-wrapped sausages and things> Mmmm don't have pre-wrapped bacon> Can you blame 'em
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a fur coat
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy an exotic pet
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy John Meric's remains
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
But we WOULD eat Kraft Dinner
And buy really expensive ketchups with it Dijon Ketchup!> Mmm!