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My father was a lawyer, mom's at university My brother and my sister, they both have their Ph.D. My grampa was a pilot shooting Nazis from t he sky But I am the most famous, I'm a TV weather guy He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke H e always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke Thinks a meteorologist knows what falls from the sky But he's got a steady income as a TV weather guy They said that I'm not qualified to be on the TV Don't know Celsius from Fahrenheit so I just say degrees I just read the temperatures and make up a bunch of lies And end up being right more than the guy on channel five He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke He always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke Thinks cloud are made from cotton that have blown up to the sky But he's got a steady income as a TV weather guy On Saturdays I must be out of bed by five A.M. Put on a ton of make-up and then stare at the camera lens Greeting all the viewers with a