Lyrics:

I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song There's something about her makes me want to feed her And I'd love to be Mister Celine Dion She'll sing a song in English, and she'll sing en francais Both the songs will suck, but I love her anyway She's full of emotion, I'm full of devotion For Celine and I'll be hers someday Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world Won't you please be mine Celine I would do anything, if you'd be my girl Oh, be my girl Celine I sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond You play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on (and on and on, etc...) I just wanna say, je aimerez And I can see your house from my van Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world Won't you please be mine Celine I would do anything, if you'd be my girl Oh, be my girl Celine Celine Celine Her skin's so soft and clean Just like porcelain I wish she'd slather me With a tub of Vaseline (That was a little creepy) I'm sorry, Celine Celine Celine Celine Dion