Lyrics:

Uh
betty Was Worried About The Lover That She Has Married
and She Didn't Know What To Do
he'd Been Hit By A Hammer On The Head And He Lay Dead
an' All Her Worst Fears Had Come True

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call The Police
call The Police
call The Police
call The Police

johnny Was A Joker And A Very Heavy Smoker
and He Never Ever Broke The Law
thin Miss Lizzy Was A-Kept Very Busy
and Sometimes Very Dizzy, We Knew What For

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and Take 'em All Away
lock 'em Up
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louie Was A Loner And A Big Time Al Capone-Er
doin' All His Dipping From The Door
he Knew A Shady Dealer Who Had Done A Dirty Dj,
the Sooner He Could Even The Score

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and Lock 'em Up
help Ya Have A Birthday, Say
take 'em All Away