Lyrics:

Frank Zappa
Miscellaneous
St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Yes indeed
Here we are
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
And wheedled on the Bingo cards
And blew up the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
While she was totally in chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused the sausage pattie
And said, 'Why don't you treat me mean?'
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
*(St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo)*
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