Lyrics:

Joan, my clerk
Joan, my clerk
Took her out once after work

Boom... and a... come on!
Boom chick a boom
Boom chick a boom
Boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom

Jane, my trick
Jane, my trick
Let me here then let me kick kick kick

Boom... and a... come on!
Boom chick a boom
Boom chick a boom
Boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom

Janene, my dyke
Janene, my dyke
Let me be her girl one night

Boom... and a... come on!
Boom chick a boom
Boom chick a boom
Boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom
Boom chick a boom