Lyrics:

Well, the traffic agent told me that everything was taken care of,
But here am I, got the kids got the wife, nowhere to stay tonight.
Yeah, the hotel in Benindorm, still be building it.
Wont be finished soon, wont be finished soon.
Yeah, the hotel in Benindorm, still buildin, buildin, buildin

We go to the beach and we go for a swim,
But sooner or later yea,
Were gonna need to lay our poor burden down,

The hotel in Benindorm still isnt finished,
I guess we gonna just have to hang around.