Lyrics:

Well, you look like the kind who's got an eye for a bargain
A kind of guy who likes to shop around
Well, I got me this old heart that I'm putting on the market
And I'll make you a deal you can't turn down

Have I got a deal for you
A heart that's almost like brand new
And I'll let it go so cheap
You'll think you stole it before you're through
Have I got a deal for you

Well you could search the whole world over
And never find another like it, it's got a built in lifetime guarantee
It's a one-time only offer, and darling, once you've tried it
You're going to fall in love with it, you'll see

Have I got a deal for you
A heart that's almost like brand new
And I'll let it go so cheap
You'll think you stole it before you're through
Have I got a deal for you

Well, sure, I'll admit that it's been used a time or two
But have I got a deal for you