Lyrics:

[the Hollywood Argyles Is Really Just Gary Paxton]

[lyrics In (Parentheses) Sung By Backup Group Only]

(Oop-Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)

there's A Man In The Funny Papers We All Know
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
he Lives 'way Back A Long Time Ago
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
he Don't Eat Nothin' But A Bear Cat Stew
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
well, This Cat's Name Is-A Alley-Oop
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)

he Got A Chauffeur That's A Genuwine Dinosawruh
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
and He Can Knuckle Your Head Before You Count To Fawruh
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)

he Got A Big Ugly Club And A Head Fulla Hairuh
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
like Great Big Lions And Grizzly Bearuhs
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
(Alley-Oop) He's The Toughest Man There Is Alive
(Alley-Oop) Wearin' Clothes From A Wildcat's Hide
(Alley-Oop) He's The King Of The Jungle Jive
(Look At That Cave Man Go!!) (Scream)

he Rides Thru The Jungle Tearin' Limbs Offa Trees
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
knockin' Great Big Monstahs Dead On Their Knees
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
the Cats Don't Bug Him Cuz They Know Bettah
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
cuz He's A Mean Motah Scootah And A Bad Go-Gettah
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
(Alley-Oop) He's The Toughest Man There Is Alive
(Alley-Oop) Wears Clothes From A Wildcat's Hide
(Alley-Oop) He's The King Of The Jungle Jive
(Look At That Cave Man Go!!) (Scream)

thair He Goes,
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
look At That Cave Man Go
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
he Sure Is Hip Ain't He
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
like What's Happening
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
he's Too Much
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
ride, Daddy, Ride
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
hi-Yo Dinosawruh
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
ride, Daddy, Ride
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
get 'em, Man
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)
like--Hipsville
(Alley-Oop, Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop)