Lyrics:

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
But the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice when she's 10ft tall.

And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall,
Tell them a hukka smoking catterpillar has given you the call.
Call Alice, when she was just small.

When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go,
And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving slow,
Go ask Alice, I think she'll know.

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards, and the red Queen's "Off with her head!"
Remember what the doormouse said:
Keep your head!
Keep your head!