Lyrics:

Performed By Baby Ray & The Ferns

-(You Dirty Fink)
hey Baby,
what's The Word
hey Baby,
have You Heard
what's The Latest
how's Your Bird

how's Your Brother
an' How's Your Mother
how's Aunt Funny
and How's Your Granny
this Is Absurd.
how's Your Bird
-(Excuse Me...)
how's Your Bunion
an' How's Your Grunion
now I'm Stuck.
lots O' Luck.
this Is Absurd.
how's Your Bird

how's Your Fern
-(I Don't Love You...)
an' How's Your Ear Lobe
how's Your Nose
-(You Dirty Fink)
and Your Elbow
an' How's Your Foot
-(...natural Fink Find Out...)
don't Forget Your Sister.
an' You Know, Like I Said