Fake news fake facts New days new hacks Fake truth fake lies Guess what surprise Fake fun fake facts Hey look new tax Fake red fake blue Fake me... Well fake you
On the TV talk shows, on the radio The talking heads put on their show They got the answers these pundits do In ruby red and royal blue
But watch out these cognoscenti Hot dog they sure know plenty They remind us night and day
But should I ever meet one I'd walk right up to greet them And here's politely what I'd say What I'd say
With all due respect You are an asshole With all due respect You make me sick With all due respect Plug up your pie hole With all due respect You don't deserve no damn respect
In their ivory towers from their limousines They've all forgotten what it means To be discarded, and left behind When you're out of sight you're out of mind
But all these know-it-alls Meatballs and Barbie dolls With breaking news and all the facts Breaking news and all the facts Breaking news and heart attacks We come to realize And shouldn't be surprised They're hiding this behind their backs They're partisan hacks
With all due respect You are an asshole With all due respect You make me sick With all due respect Plug up your pie hole With all due respect You don't deserve no damn respect
Take all your blowvieatings Jacked up to spike the ratings And all that fear you're tryin' to sell (All that fear you're tryin' to sell) (And all that beer you're tryin' to sell) And put misinformation Designed to split the nation Straight up your ass and go to hell You go to hell
With all due respect You are an asshole With all due respect You make me sick With all due respect Plug up your pie hole With all due respect You don't deserve no damn respect