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I take a couple uppersI down a couple downersBut nothing comparesTo these blue and yellow purple pillsI been to mushroom mountainOnce or twice but who's countin'But nothing comparesTo these blue and yellow purple pills[eminem]Cool, calm, just like my momWith a couple of valium inside her palmIt's mr. mischief with a trick up his sleeveCrawl up on you like christopher reevesI can't describe the vibe I getWhen I drive by 6 peopleAnd 5 I hitAh shitI started a mosh pitSquashed a bitchAnd stomped the foster kidsThese shrooms make me hallucinateThen I sweat till I start losing weightTill I see dumb shit start happenin'Dumber than vanilla ice tryin to rap againSo bounce, bounce, c'mon bounceI said c'mon bounceEverybody in the house with a half an ounceNot weed I meant coke dumb ass sit downWe don't bullshit, better ask aroundD12 throws the bombest bash in townBizarre, your mom is passing outGet her ass on the couch while she passes out[kon artist & kuniva]F**k that, someone help denaunWho's upstairs naked with a weapon drawnHey vonYou see me steppin' on these leprechauns? It's gonna be acid 'cos the x is goneYeah I took 'em all down with some parmesianAnd I think my arm is goneIt's probably numbYoung, dumb, and fulla cumAnd I think he 'bout to swallow his tongueYou scary ass it was false alarmYou think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on? Well stop acting stupidYou so highThat you might wake up with a guyOn some new shitI think I did too muchThis substance equals cuffsRed pills, blue pills, and greenBig pills, (that's ill)MescalineI take a couple uppersI down a couple downersBut nothing comparesTo these blue and yellow purple pillsI been to mushroom mountainOnce or twice but who's countin'But nothing comparesTo these blue and yellow purple pills[eminem]Dirty dozen80 of usShady brothersLadies love usThat's why our baby mothersLove us but they hate each otherThey probably wanna take each other outAnd date each otherSome-, something, something, somethingSomething, something, something, something[proof]Pop pillsPills I popPop two pillsOn stilts I walk[Purple Pills lyrics on http://www.elyricsworld.com]Snort two lines that were filled with chalkThought I was incredible and killed the hulkI wanna, roll awayLike a rollerbladeUntil my eyes roll back in my skull for daysAnd when I'm old and grayLook for coke to smokeNo oki dokI pack up my nose with coke*cough cough cough*Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the trojan brokeAhh, poor babyBorn by whore ladyNow I gotta straight born infant(you're crazy!)[swifty]I pop four e's at one timeAnd I don't need water when I'm swallowing mineYou got any shrooms? Does bizarre smoke crack? We can't get jobs'cos our arms show tracksWhy the hell you niggas think I rap? I do it just to get your company hijackedIf you like smackThen I might too(swift, chill)I just wanna stay high like youAnd I don't give a damn if they're white or blueSpeed, shrooms, down the valiumEven smoke weed outta vacuumsI just got some and I'm going back soonI take a couple uppersI down a couple downersBut nothing comparesTo these blue and yellow purple pillsI been to mushroom mountainOnce or twice but who's countin'But nothing comparesTo these blue and yellow purple pills[bizarre]I'm at a raveLooking like a slaveHigh off chronicGin and tonic demonicBody smelt like vomitPussy poppin', acid droppin', dope headed guyHeroine mescalinePencil legs wanna try? Blue pills, golden sealsGot bizarre actin' illDrugs kill (yeah right)Bitch I'm for realShut your mouth you dirty slutYou know you want it in your buttI'll bleed in your cuntLet bizarre nut!I take a couple uppersI down a couple downersBut nothing comparesTo these blue and yellow purple pillsI been to mushroom mountainOnce or twice but who's countin'But nothing comparesTo these blue and yellow purple pills[eminem]Dirty dozen80 of usShady brothersLadies love usThat's why our baby mothersLove us but they hate each otherThey probably wanna take each other outAnd date each otherSome-, something, something, somethingSomething, something, something, something