Lyrics:

[Intro]
'[?] Who's this dude looking like he [?]'
'They call him Cool.'
'Who?'
'Mr. Cool.'
'[?]'

[Verse 1]
They call me Cool
Because I got more glide in my stride and more dip in my hip
I wear a mean dark pair of shades
And you can't see my eyes unless my head is bent

[Chorus]
No jive, give me five
They call me Cool
Mr. Cool

[Verse 2]
I drive a long white big
White on white in white, you dig?
Now girls, I don't mean to be an agitator
But when I get moving I'm a smooth operator

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I used to fool around with a presidential lady
I used to call her Sister Sadie
Now don't y'all go and [?]
Because you know darn well that I am great

[Chorus]

[Verse 4]
Now I was the first man on the moon, in a satellite
If y'all wondering why y'all didn't see me, it's because I left at night
And when I planted my flag and made my claim
I turned to the moonfolks and hollered, 'What's my name?'
And they called me Cool
Mr. Cool

[Outro]
(Oh, Mr. Cool!)
(Mr. Cool!)
They call me Cool
Hey I ain't got time right now, I'll see you tonight maybe
(Oh, you're so cool!)
Hey! They call me cool
(Hi, Mr. Cool!)
(Hi, baby, you're so cool!)