Lyrics:

Mr. Ambivalent, you ain't going nowhere
Sitting there on that fence, Mr. Ambivalent
We're all sick and tired of your ambivalence

Mr. Ambivalent, you don't gain no ground
When you stay in one spot, Mr. Ambivalent
Make a little movement or get off of the pot

CHORUS:
If you love it and you hate it, you just stay in a bind
Take it or leave it, make up your mind

Mr. Ambivalent, you got options open
But you're headed for a fall, Mr. Ambivalent
You'll wind up with nothing because you want it all

Mr. Ambivalent, first you say you're sure
And then you're not so sure, Mr. Ambivalent
No one thinks it's cute when you're so damned demure

(!horus)

Mr. Ambivalent, Lord you love to waffle
How you go back and forth, Mr. Ambivalent
You say you're flying south & then you stay up north