Lyrics:

Empty glasses
There's just ice cubes
Where's the waitress?!?
Where's my other shoe?!?

That's the boy I like now (?)
Got this full cup
I have a chance
At the boy
I was depantsed!
Dry heaves on the stair!

Empty
Empty
Empty glasses
Empty glasses
Dry heaves on the stairs!!
Empty

Empty glasses
There's just ice cubes
Where's the waitress?!?
Where's my other shoe?!?
(There's my other shoe!)
Dry heaves on the stairs!

Empty
Empty
I had a chance
At the boy; I was depantsed!
Dry heaves on the stair!
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Empty