So you want to be a rock 'n' roll star? Then listen now to what I say Just get an electric guitar Then take some time and learn how to play
And with your hair swung right And your pants too tight, it's gonna be all right Then it's time to go downtown Where the agent man won't let you down
Sell your soul to the company Who are waiting there, to sell plastic ware And in a week or two, if you make the charts The girls'll tear you apart
Price you paid for your riches and fame Was it all a strange game? You're a little insane The money, that came and the public acclaim Don't forget what you are, you're a rock 'n' roll star