Lyrics:

Macho City
Macho City
Macho City
Macho City
(Macho City)

Welcome to the entertainment
Here now are the facts (Macho City)
Presented by reporters
Wearing macho slacks (Macho City)

All around the world
The message is hot and smoking (Macho City)
Would you like to see the future
Nobody's joking (Macho City)

Velcro people with
X-Ray sight (Macho City)
Will be making judgements
About what's wrong and what's right (Macho City)

Politicians and lawyers
All know what it means (Macho City)
They'll be keeping it all legal
With political visquine

Macho City
Macho City

As time marches
Through the ages
Macho men always
Shooting up history's pages

Taking over this (ooh)
Taking over that (ooh)
Macho men always
Where it's at

El Salvador
Afghanistan (Macho City)
Ask those people
About the macho plan (Macho city)

Macho City

Talking about
Zombie servants
Mystic mud
Silver bullets
Head green ton stud
Black cat bone
The heebee-jeebees
John the Conqueroo's personal voodoo keys

Way over yonder
Over on yonder's wall
Looks like Macho Man's
Headed for a big fall

How can Macho Man
Heal his soul?
Will powerful root man
Let him go?