Lyrics:

Man: "Ready?"
Sue: "Alright!"
Chorus: "Happy Birthday to Charles, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Charles..."
Sue: "Play that weird minor chord..."
Chorus: "Happy birthday to you..."
Sue: "Play that minor chord!"
Charles Chorus: "How old are you, How old are you"
Charles: "Fifty-four, motherfucker"
Chorus: ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
Sue: "Fifty-three"
Charles Singing: "How old are you?"
Sue: "Fifty-three Charles!"
Charles: "Fifty-four!"
Sue: "Fifty-three"
Swede: "How old are you now - tell me honestly..."
Sue: "Fifty-three! He was born in 1922"
Swede: "1922.."