Lyrics:

I'm a coke shoe bopper from New Orleans
I take every kinda drug that you ever seen
I've eatin' inside, outside bring in the twist
I gotta fire my missile 'til it sounds like this
And I know, I know I'm too cool
Too cool, too cool
I'm too cool, too cool
I know I'm too cool, too cool
Well, I got somethin' here that I want you to feel
You may not like it but I think you will
Guaranteed to rock you back on your heels
Somethin' I call my electric eel
And I know, I know I'm too cool
Too cool, too cool
I'm too cool, too cool
Too cool, too cool
Too cool, too cool
Too cool, too cool
He's too cool, too cool
I've got a blind man watchin' me in my bed
I've got a deaf man listening to everything I said
I don't want you people to think I'm dead
Because my eyes roll back in my head
And I know, I know, I'm too cool

Too cool, too cool
Too cool, too cool
Too cool, too cool
He knows it
She sees it
Too cool, too cool
Too cool, too cool
I'm too cool, too cool