Lyrics:

corporal brown was tall, boy !
and likes to go and fish
corporal's wife was quite fat
and was raving like a bitch
and i'm a bit drunk as i watch
they are yelling loud, he throws a punch
oh lord, what am i gonna do ?
corporal brown was quite scared
when he looked down at her
corporal's wife was quite dead
so he carried her and took her outside
dug a grave and placed her inside
i was amazed
oh lord, what am i gonna do