Lyrics:

Turn out the light, yeah, the light
And I might have a chance
I guess I look slightly worse
Than the Elephant Man

Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better

I went to high school
And majored in looking real bad
I got a real ugly mom
And a real ugly dad

Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better

Dress for success
That's what they say
I'm such a mess
That there just ain't no way

I know my breath is the sweetest
It really is great
But when I try just to kiss you
You say 'better wait'

Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better


Dress for success
That's what they say
Gimme some clothes
To slap over my head

I went to Balboa Island
And laid in the sand
I may be ugly as sin
But at least now I'm tan

Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better

Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Let's go!