Lyrics:

Wake up Major
And stitch on your hat,
You fell outta bed and
Then you landed in the cash.
So what's in your diary today?

Call on your main man
What can he do for you?
Hang out with stupid
So you can tell him what to do.
Major this is your day.

Living alone in a jar never gets you very far.

He can Read your mind,
Make you feel alright,
Sgt. Major knows what you want.
He knows what you are,
One day you'll be a star,
Yeah, the major knows what you want

Take out your paper
And throw it away,
Everything is useless
Ain't got a lot to say.
Major, this is your way.

The Major is drowning
'€˜cause he opened his mouth,
He starts to explain it
But nothing's coming out.
Major, what can you say?

I hope that you like who you are,
'cause living alone in a jar never gets you very far.

He can read your mind,
Make you feel alright,
Sgt. Major knows what you want.
He knows what you are,
One day you'll be a star,
Yeah, the Major knows what you want.

I know you think that you made it,
I know what I'm meant to say,
But while you looked in the mirror
I was getting away,
To you there is nothing to say.

He can read your mind,
Make you feel alright,
Sgt. Major knows what you want.

He knows what you are,
One day you'll be a star,
Yeah the major knows what you want.

Woo Woo (X2)