Lyrics:

There's great danger (danger)
For the loneliest ranger in town
No silver bullets (bullets)
Tonto's split the scene
Next week will solve your problems
But now
Fish-fingers all in a line
The milk bottles stand empty
Stay glued to your TV set
(TV)
There's great danger (danger)
At hand, most caped crusader of all
No cloak of justice (justice)
Robin's quit the scene
Next week will solve your problems
But now
Fish-fingers all in a line
The milk bottles stand empty
Stay glued to your TV set
(TV)
(TV) stay glued to your TV set
(TV) oh, ho-ho
(TV) stay glued to your TV set
(TV) oh
(TV) stay glued to your TV set
(TV) oh, ho-ho
(TV) stay glued to your TV set
Oh, (TV) oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(TV) stay glued to your TV set
Oh, (TV) why don't ya, don't ya, don't ya?
(TV) stay glued to your TV set
(TV)
(TV) stay glued to your TV set
Oh, (TV) why don't ya, don't ya, don't ya?
(TV) stay glued to that and your TV set
(TV)