Lyrics:

(People talk by talking...)

I'm tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
You're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinnocio are probably related

That's a Lie (Hey, that's me playing harmonica)
You're a liar (Yeah, and I wrote this song too)
Lie, Lie, Lie, That's a Lie (Really I did, LL Cool Jay was over my house)
You're a liar (...He heard me humming it. He said "Hey, that sounds good!")

You lie about the things you've lied about
You even lied to your aunt when you went down South
You lied and a bodybuilder kicked your butt
If you was in Egypt, you'd lie to King Tut

That's a Lie (Just one glass of wine with dinner, officer)
You're a liar (Ahh, L.A., what a great place)
Lie, Lie, Lie, That's a Lie (No mom, I'm not on drugs)
You're a liar (Of course I love you)

My father said now son never tattle, never lie
But I think he should have followed some of his own advice,
I thought I'd own the world when I turned 21
Well, that's the last line 'cause now the song is done

(pause)

That's a Lie (Overbudget? Us!?)
You're a liar (Hey, we should have lunch!)
Lie, Lie, Lie, That's a Lie (It won't hurt, believe me)
You're a liar (I won't cum in your mouth)

That's a Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!
Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!
Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!
Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie!
That's a Lie!