Lyrics:

I tried to break into your house on Friday night I got attacked my your big dog I tried to play my guitar at your window side Your mother said it was her room I didn't know it x4 I left my phone off of the hook on Friday night You got pissed off and called my friend I tried all week to figure why we had a fight What did I say that wasn't right I didn't know it x4 Why don't you be my one and only friend Why don't you be my sidekick You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman You be Paul and I'm Letterman I waited for you to pick me up from work You never showed and I was stuck I left a message with your dad that I came by He said you had another guy I didn't know it x4 Why don't you be my one and only friend Why don't you be my sidekick You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman Your Yoko Ono I'm John Lennon Why don't you be my one and only friend Why don't you be my sidekick You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman You be Marie and Donnie Osman Why don't you be my one and only friend Why don't you be my sidekick You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman Your Emmit Smith and I'm Troy Aikman