Lyrics:

“I Don’t Dance” peaked at #70 on the Billboard Hot 100. Ryan tells Chad that if he can play baseball, Chad can dance. Chad isn’t too fast to agree.
Hey, oh!
Play ball!

Oh, oh, hey

Hey, hey, woo!
(sung)
Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, swing

I got to just do my thing

Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, swing

Yeah

I'll show you that it's one and the same
Baseball, dancin', same game
It's easy
Step up to the plate
Start swingin'

I wanna play ball now, and that's all
This is what I do
It ain't no dance that you can show me
(Hey, hey, hey) Yeah

You'll never know

Oh, I know

If you never try

There's just one little thing
That stops me every time, yeah

Come on!

I don't dance

I know you can

Not a chance, no

If I can do this, well
You can do that

But I don't dance

Hit it outta the park!

I don't dance

I say you can

There's not a chance, oh

Slide home, you score
Swingin' on the dance floor

I don't dance, no

Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, swing

I got to just do my thing

Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, swing

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Two-steppin', now you're up to bat
Bases loaded, do your dance
It's easy
Take your best shot
Just hit it!

I've got what it takes playin' my game
So you better spin that pitch you're gonna throw me, yeah
I'll show you how I swing

You'll never know

Oh, I know

If you never try

There's just one little thing
That stops me every time
Yeah

Come on!

I don't dance

I know you can

Not a chance, no, no

If I can do this, well
You can do that

But I don't dance

Hit it outta the park!

I don't dance

I say you can

There's not a chance, oh, no

Slide home, you score
Swingin' on the dance floor

I don't dance, no

Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance

I wanna play ball, not dancehall
I'm makin' a triple, not a curtain call

I can prove it to you 'til you know it's true
'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too

You're talkin' a lot
Show me what you got
Stop, swing!

Hey!
C'mon, swing it like this (Yeah)
(Drr) Oh
Swing! (C'mon)
Jitterbug, brrr (Just like that) da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da
That's what I mean
That's how you swing

You make a good pitch, but I don't believe

I say you can

I know I can't
I don't dance

You can do it

I don't dance, no

Nothin' to it
Atta boy, atta boy, yeah

Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, what?

One, two, three, four, everybody swing
Come on!

I don't dance

I know you can

Not a chance, no, no

If I can do this, well
You can do that

But I don't dance

Hit it outta the park!

I don't dance

I say you can

There's not a chance, oh

Slide home, you score
Swingin' on the dance floor

I don't dance, no