Lyrics:

One, two, buckle my shoe
(Do-dos, and yips yips, assorted improv)

I tired to find how my heart could be so blind
(Wanna buy some Penzo?)
Dear, how could I be fooled just like the rest?
You came on strong with your fast car and your class ring
Sad eyes and your soft voice, I fell for the whole thing

I don't regret for having met up with a girl
Who Breaks hearts like they were nothing at all
(Here's one for mother)
I've done it too, now I know just what it feels like