Lyrics:

And you'll be my duchess
My Duchess of Prunes

A moonbeam through the prune in June
Reveals your chest, I see your lovely beans
And in that magic go-kart, I bite your neck
The cheese I have for you, my dear, is real and very new
New cheese

Prune (Pa-da-dah!)
If they are a fresh Prune (Pa-da-dah!)
Know no cheese
(Chunka, chunka cheeky chunka)
(Chunka, cheesy, stinky chunka)
And they just lie there
Taller and sickening and it just, I don't know (lo!)

And I know, I think
The love I have for you will never end (well, maybe, whah)
And so, my love, I offer you
A love that is strong, a prune that is true

(This is the exciting part
This is like The Supremes
See the way it builds up? You Feel it?)
(Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby)

My Prune is yours, my love
My cheese for you, my savings through and through
My baby I do, my baby I do
My baby prunes, my baby prunes
I love you, I love you
O baby prunes, o baby prunes
O cheesy fat, o cheesy fat
O cheesy fat, o cheesy fat
Cheesy, cheesy