Lyrics:

Tom: You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days ago? You really don't have a choice, you might as well be into it.
Mark: Yeah, you might as well act like you wanna hear it, 'cause otherwise we'll play it twice.
Tom: Yeah, you bastards! Song goes like this...

Tom:
It'd be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
Tom Mark:
It would be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
It would be nice
To have a blow job
From your mom