Lyrics:

I'm the only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all I want to do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

Well, me and Nukflukchukbuk, we both like blubber
But me, I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

I make a wish on the northern lights
That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe
And the seals they sing now

These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the North Pole
See the North Pole

I'm the only gay Eskimo (only gay Eskimo)
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

Now like the Proclaimers would sing it
I'm the only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

Like Bob Dylan
I'm the only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo

Like Rick Ocasek from The Cars
I'm the only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo
She used to be mine

Like Oasis
I'm the only gay Eskimo

Like Van Morrison
I'm the only gay Eskimo
Well, you see me coming down the street, I'm a turning
And Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well
And the crack was good

I'm the only gay Eskimo (only gay Eskimo)
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe