Lyrics:

Horny Toad [Controversy Music - 1983]
---------- [u.s. flipside to Delirious]
If I had your number, I'd call u on the phone.
I'd breathe a little heavy, [...] word, maybe I'd start to groan.
I don't love u, I'm just a horny toad.

I don't want your money, 'cause I got all I need.
All I want is to rub your body, until u start to bleed.
I don't love u, I'm just a horny toad.

If I had your address, I'd come right 2 your door.
I'd knock all day till u let me in and then I'd knock some more.
I ain't crazy, I'm just a horny toad.

If u think I'm nasty, u ain't seen nothing yet.
Y'see I'm the kinda brother that the more u scream the nastier I get.
I can't help it, I'm just a horny toad.

Now watch me dance!

Run and go tell your boyfriend, his loving has got you bored,
might as well pack his things and get his bad ass on the road.
Tell him u live on a lilly pad, with a horny toad