Lyrics:

England swings like a pendulum do bobbies on bicycles two by two

Westminster Abbey the Tower of Big Ben the rosy red cheeks of the little children

Now if you huff and puff and you fin'ly save enough

Money up to take your family on a trip across the sea

Take a tip before you take your trip let me tell you where you go go to England oh

Mama's old pijamas and your papa's mustache

Fallin' out the window sill frolic in the grash

Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain

Gepin' at the dapper men with ferby hats and canes