Lyrics:

Did the ironing in a cowboy hat
Felt as fresh as the paint in this new flat
I will never tell you what to do
Have ambition simply to see things through
Did you know I could be a lot of fun?
I'm aware that friendship can die young
As the glow from the streetlight bled
Down the Langlands Road, we set off the best of friends
I know where I stand
(I know just where I stand)
I don't need you to hold my hand
I'm trying to get along with you
And I ask myself 'what am I gonna do?'
I'm coming round to take a stand
Gonna to put us together with glue or an elastic band
I know where I stand
(I know just where I stand)
I don't need you to hold my hand
Well, I'm softer than my face would suggest
And at times like these, I'm at my lowest ebb
And now I can't confide in you
If I cry to set the mood, oh please could you cry too?

Happy New Year, you are my only vice
What if we compromise? I am open
Happy New Year, you are my only vice
(Do you have to wear a frown like that?
You could have hit me with a baseball bat)
What if we compromise? I am open
(Do you have to wear a frown like that?
You could have hit me with a baseball bat)
Do you want to? (Yes I do)
Do you have to? (Yes I do)
Do I love to? (So do you)
Do we have to?