Lyrics:

Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, give a cheer
`Cause you`re only going up from here

This month I got seven haircuts
And now my hair is all gone
It`s hell but I`ve been alone for too long
So I keep getting haircuts

It`s my all time low
And I just can`t wait
`Cause the quicker I`m there
Is the quicker I`ll sing

Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, give a cheer
`Cause you`re only going up from here
Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, sorry dear
But you`re only going up from here

My friends always pay for my drinks
I can`t afford no nice things
But I hope my bank account gets so low
Even zero
So next year
When I buy that first beer
I`ll be a goddamn hero

It`s my all time low
And I just can`t wait
`Cause the quicker I`m there
Is the quicker I`ll sing

Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, sorry dear
But you`re only going up from here

Daa da-da da
Daa da-da da
Daa da-da da (`Cause you`re only going up from here)
Daa da-da da...

It`s my all time low
And I just can`t wait
`Cause the quicker I`m there
Is the quicker I`ll sing

Bummerland, here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland, give a cheer
`Cause you`re only going up from here
Bummerland, here I am
And there ain`t no funnerland
Bummerland, it`s kinda weird
But you`re only going up from here