Lyrics:

SO I SAT IN THE ATTIC, A PIANO UP MY NOSE,
AND THE WIND PLAYED A DREADFUL CANTATA. (cantata, cantata)
SORE WAS I FROM A CRACK OF AN ENEMY'S HOSE
AND THE HORRIBLE SOUND OF TOMATO. (tomato, tomato)

KETCHUP, (ketchup)
SOUP AND PUREE, (soup and puree)
DON'T GET LEFT BEHIND. (get left behind)
KETCHUP, (ketchup)
SOUP AND PUREE, (soup and puree)
DON'T GET LEFT BEHIND. (get left behind, get left behind, get left behind)

WHEN A RATTLE OF RATS HAD AWOKEN
THE SINEWS, THE NERVES AND THE VEINS.
MY PIANO WAS BOLDLY OUTSPOKEN
IN ATTEMPTS TO REPEAT THIS REFRAIN.

SO I STOOD WITH A KNOT IN MY STOMACH,
AND I GAZED AT THAT TERRIBLE SIGHT,
OF TWO YOUNG STERS CONCEALED IN A BARREL,
SUCKIN' MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah) HO!
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT. (om pah om pah pah)

OH -
OH-OH, OH-OH.

WELL, I KNOW MY BANANA IS OLDER THAN THE REST
AND MY HAIR IS A TANGLED BERETTA. (beretta, beretta)
BUT I LEAVE MY PYJAMAS TO BILLY BUDAPEST,
AND I DON'T GET THE GIST OF YOUR LETTER. (your letter, your letter)

CATCH UP, (catch up)
CATCH SOME KITTENS, (catch the kittens)
DON'T GET LEFT BEHIND. (get left behind)
CATCH UP, (catch up)
CATCH KITTENS, (catch the kittens)
DON'T GET LEFT BEHIND. (get left behind, get left behind, get left behind)

OH - MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, YEAH, (om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, (om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, (om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
OH, MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
OH, MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, OH-OH, (om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
SUCKIN' MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
(om pah om pah pah)
(om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
(om pah om pah pah)
(om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
(om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
(om pah om pah pah)
AH, MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, YEAH, YEAH,
(om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,
(om pah om pah pah)
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH....
(om pah om pah pah)
(om pah om pah pah)
UH, MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT.

'TRY SOME OF THIS, HONEY! (om pah om pah pah)
'WHAT IS IT?' (om pah om pah pah)

MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH,
(om pah om pah pah)
AH, AH, AH, AH, AH....
(om pah om pah pah)
(OOH) MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
UH, MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, (om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT, NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA....
(om pah om pah pah)
MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT