Lyrics:

'Cause he gets up in the morning, And he goes to work at nine, And he comes back home at five-thirty, It never fails. Gets the same train every time. And he's oh, so good, 'Cause his world is built 'round punctuality, And he's oh, so fine, And he's oh, so healthy, In his body and his mind. He's a well respected man about town, And his mother goes to meetings, Doing the best things so conservatively. While discussing foreign trade, While his father pulls the maid, At every suave young man And she stirs the tea with councilors, And she passes looks, as well as bills 'Cause he's oh, so good, And he's oh, so fine, In his body and his mind. And he's oh, so healthy, And he likes his own backyard, He's a well respected man about town, Doing the best things so conservatively. And he likes his fags the best, 'Cause he's better than the rest, And his own sweat smells the best, And he hopes to grab his father's loot, When Pater passes on. 'Cause he's oh, so good, And he's oh, so fine, And he's oh, so healthy, He's a well respected man about town, In his body and his mind. Doing the best things so conservatively. And he plays at stocks and shares, And he goes to the Regatta, And he adores the girl next door, 'Cause he's dying to get at her, But his mother knows the best about The matrimonial stakes. 'Cause he's oh, so good, And he's oh, so fine, And he's oh, so healthy, In his body and his mind. He's a well respected man about town, Doing the best things so conservatively.

[[Found by LyricsFetcher
Source: Lyrdb
Date: 2011-03-03 21:07:38]]