Lyrics:

Two ferries collide and youll be the one

Standing on the dock reading papers in the sun

The ice age arrives youll keep me warm

Falling at your feet with no feelings of my own

What do I do with you lately

What can I do with you lately



Two robbers arrive big guys with guns

Youll be the one looking backwards as we run

Crusaders come by fat guys who sing

Youll be the one not believing anything



What do I do for you lately

What can I do for you



Im not afraid of you youre very nice in fact

Now give me all your cigarettes

These little love attacks

Are making me feel queasy

Cant get my heart rate down



Two missionaries come with conversion kits

Youll be the one sewing cotton through their lips

We wear out the sun youll be the one

Lying on the roof wearing factor 41



Im not afraid of you youre very nice

In fact youve got it all youre very tall

Im totally impressed cant get my heart rate down



Im not afraid of you youre very nice

In fact youve got it all but Im bored

Of being sycophantic

So get your knickers down