Lyrics:

Her
oh Doctor, I'm In Trouble
him
well, Goodness Gracious Me!
her
for Every Time A Certain Man
is Standing Next To Me
him
mmm
her
a Flush Comes To My Face
and My Pulse Begins To Race
it Goes Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom-Boom-Boom
him
oh!
her
boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
him
well, Goodness Gracious Me!

him
how Often Does This Happen
when Did The Trouble Start
you See, My Stethoscope Is Bobbing
to The Throbbing Of Your Heart
her
what Kind Of Man Is He
to Create This Allergy
it Goes Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom-Boom-Boom
him
oh!
her
boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
him
well, Goodness Gracious Me!

him
from New Delhi To Darjeeling
i Have Done My Share Of Healing
and I've Never Yet Been Beaten Or Outboxed
i Remember That With One Jab
of My Needle In The Punjab
how I Cleared Up Beriberi
and The Dreaded Dysentery
but Your Complaint Has Got Me Really Foxed!
her
oh!

her
oh Doctor, Touch My Fingers!
him
well, Goodness Gracious Me!
her
you May Be Very Clever
but However
can't You See
my Heart Beats Much Too Much
at A Certain Tender Touch
it Goes Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom-Boom-Boom
him
i Like It!
her
boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
him
well, Goodness Gracious Me!

him
can I See Your Tongue
her
aaah
him
nothing The Matter With It, Put It Away Please
her
maybe It's My Back
him
maybe It Is
her
shall I Lie Down
him
yes!
her
ahhh . . .

him
my Initial Diagnosis
rules Out Measles And Thrombosis
sleeping Sickness And, As Far As I Can Tell
influenza, Inflammation
whooping Cough And Night Starvation
and You'll Be So Glad To Hear
that Both Your Eyeballs Are So Clear
that I Can Positively Swear
that You Are Well
ja-Ja, Ja-Ja-Ja-Ja!

her
put Two And Two Together
him
four
her
if You Have Eyes To See
the Face That Makes My Pulses Race
is Right In Front Of Me
him
oh, There Is Nothing I Can Do
for My Heart Is Jumping Too
both
oh, We Go Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom-Boom-Boom
her
goodness Gracious!
him
how Audacious!
her
goodness Gracious!
him
how Flirtatious!
her
goodness Gracious!
him
it Is Me!
her
it Is You
him
ah, I'm Sorry, It Is Us!
both
ahhh!