Lyrics:

JENNY: I am a mermaid With golden hair... ALEX: I've never seen one like you! JENNY: Not all us mermaids Have silver tails -- I have no tail at all! ALEX: Well, I've never, Seen any mermaids With knobbly knees! I'd say this tale Was a touch too tall, Maybe a touch too tall... JENNY: Sailors would smash on My jagged rock, Lured by my siren's song... ALEX: It isn't the Song of the siren That tortures men -- That's where your theory Goes sadly wrong, That's where it all goes wrong... JENNY: I thought you'd know better, You know nothing About mermaids. ALEX: (wry) You know nothing About sailors... JENNY: I do! Much more than you! If you were a sailor And heard my song, Would you be lured by me? ALEX: I wouldn't be Foolish enough to Go near your rock -- I'd steer my galleon out to sea... BOTH: ..Lonely and lost at sea...