Lyrics:

This is my alphabet
Because time goes on
And things are changing in my world
Here is a new alphabet
For the children of my generation
Of course all these words have a meaning for me
But other generations might find a different mood to their world
My alphabet goes like this:
A stands for anything
And B for bionic and Bach
C stands for claustrophobia
And D for dirty old man
E stands for everyone
F is full frontal and friends
G of course, stands for getting a divorce
H now stands for hijacking
And I for a king size ego
J now stands for jukebox and junkies
K is for those who kiss and tell
And leading lady stars with L
Naturally M is for me
And N is for never again
O is for that famous story, mmm
And P for pain and poverty
Q stands for quality which is better than quantity
R stands for rock and roll fan
S is sexy and sad
T drives them totally mad
And U are everything to me
V stands for little voodoo
And W for where and when
X sounds extremely mysterious
Y is a question I keep asking
And Z dear child, for the zero you will get if you don't learn my alphabet