Lyrics:

(Soft) [Man1:] 'Oi, Get your filthy hands off my desert!'

[Man2:] 'What 'e say?'

(explosion)

Brezhnev took Afghanistan

And Begin took Beirut

Galtieri took the Union Jack

And Maggie over lunch one day

Took a cruiser with all hands

Apparently, to make him give it back

Ooo, Maggie what have you done?