There's a peeping tom in the eye of God's house Shooting insulin as quiet as a church mouse Tried to clean his bones from a suffer well Turned his head couldn't stand the smell
Chorus
Thrill a minute
Verse
Life size crucifix was stolen from the wall The Organist played Amazing Grace for them all A hooker in a red skirt testified and repented While the deacons passed a snake stared and squinted
Someone had a spirit Ran up and down the isle When the shouting stopped the choir laid in a pile Bell ringer pull the rope and was lifted of his feet Pastor disobeyed took the money to the street
Paper taxis pull of eyes Chocolate Pulpit racing by Floating boardwalks of candy canes Cashmere penguins with see through wings