Lyrics:

Wilma FLintstone, Marcia Brady, Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz, Laverne and Shirley, Jeannie Morticia Adams, Aunt Esther, Sweet Polly Purebread, Natasha Mrs. MacGillicuddy How Could She? Ginger, Mary Anne, MRs. Howell Samantha Stevens, Lieuteniant Uhura, Judy Jetson Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz Edith Bunker, Marilyn Munster, Rhoda, Penny Robinson How could she? Why don't you love me anymore? Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed No recourse except for the celluloid in my heart, I know you are not real Though in mind, suspect you still can feel Walt Disney or Hanna-Barbera Black or White, Stunning Technicolor Warner Brothers and the A.A.P. I've become addicted to TV Crissy snow, Catwoman, Creepela, Weezie Jefferson, Betty Rubble, Little Cindy WHo Penelope Pitshop, Lois Lane Vanna White, Wonder Woman, Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo How Could she? Why Don't You love me anymore? How could You?