Lyrics:

My Computer Thinks I'm Gay
i Threw That Piece Of Junk Away
on The Champs Elysees
as I Was Walking Home

this Is My Last Communiquè
down The Superhighway
all That I Have Left To Say
in A Single Tome

i Got, Too Many Friends
too Many People
that I'll Never Meet
and I'll Never Be There For
i'll Never Be There For
'cause I Never Be There

if I Could Give It All Away
would It Come Back To Me Some Day
like A Needle In The Hay
or An Expensive Stone

but I've Got A Reason To Declaim
the Applications Are To Blame
for All My Sorrow, And My Pain
of Feeling So Alone

i Got, Too Many Friends
too Many People
that I'll Never Meet
and I'll Never Be There For
i'll Never Be There For
'cause I Never Be There

my Computer Thinks I'm Gay
what's The Difference Anyway
when All That People Do All Day
is Stare Into A Phone

i Got, Too Many Friends
too Many People
that I'll Never Meet
and I'll Never Be There For
i'll Never Be There For
'cause I Never Be There

i'll Never Be There
i'll Never Be There
i'll Never Be There
i'll Never Be There