Lyrics:

Mummy was a hostess
Daddy was a drunk
Cause they didn't love me then
I turned out a punk
A nice house full of memories
Memories and junk
Never had a childhood
I turned out a punk
CHORUS
Better learn to play guitar
With a plink and a plunk
I didn't like jazz
I didn't like funk
I turned out a punk
I turned out a punk
Slowly started slipping down
Till my ship was sunk
Going nowhere in my life
I turned out a punk
Didn't care 'bout anyone
Sat round smoking skunk
Didn't know what I had done
I turned out a punk

CHORUS (x 2)
Woke up in the afternoon
With a mouth full of gunk
Blob out with my video
I turned out a punk
Took my disabilities
Packed them in a trunk
Rock and roll alright by me
I turned out a punk
CHORUS